We’re providing you tons of inspiration to get your creative juices flowing to write the best humorous wedding wishes for your card. Have a look at all the different categories and then pick the one you feel best suits the type of wedding you’re attending and the overall vibe of the wedding. Today we are focusing on humorous wedding wishes for those that have a fun and light hearted rapport with the bride and groom.
If you want to write something funny that will make the couple laugh – go ahead and do so! Just be careful with your wedding wishes – what might come across as a joke when spoken aloud could come across as offensive when written on paper. As a rule of thumb, avoid jokes that are sarcastic or snarky as well as insulting ones where one spouse gets singled out. It’s also best not to mention how long it took you for the couple get married or how quickly they tied the knot either. If in doubt, just keep it light and wish them happiness for their married life ahead!
General Funny Messages
- Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!
- Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!
- Life is a roller coaster ride. But now you have someone to scream with you along the ride. Congratulations!
- I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.
- Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.
- I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!
- Congratulations and best of luck on continuing to ignore the little annoying things.
- I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.
- No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.
- Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!
- You are actually shown some respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!
- Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!
- I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!
- Hope you will not grow up just because now you are married. Have a blessed and happy life.
- Congratulations on your wedding, may you always be able to put up with each other!
- A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages: dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening, and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations on reaching step number three.
- “As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.'”
- “Thanks for inviting us/me to eat and drink while you get married. Congrats!”
- “You two make almost as good of a team as the [insert your/their favorite sports team’s name here].” Or, “I haven’t been this happy for anybody since [insert team name here] won the World Series/other championship!”
- “Our marriage advice: Love, honor and… scrub the toilet.” (Or fill in any other funny advice you have.)
- “Congratulations-your wedding successfully made me sob like a baby!”
- “Glad we/I got to break out our/my dance moves in honor of such a great couple. Lots of love to you both!”
- “Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes and good luck on a long, happy marriage!”
- Really, any punny pre-made card with a simple, “Love, us/me.”
Humorous Wedding Wishes For Friends
- Just wanted to remind you that deaf husbands and blind wives make the best pairs. Hope you have a great married life with your partner. Sending you all my best wishes, mate.
- Dear friend, congratulations on getting married for real. Hope you speak now or forever hold your peace! May God be with you throughout all the bumpy rides.
- Hope you stay madly in love, just don’t get ‘mad’ in this marriage. Best wishes for the crazy, wonderful, and dangerous world of “marriage”. Sending my prayers.
- I’m not sure if you’re trying to fit into the rule of society or trying to rush to death for being rejected by it. Good luck with your new life anyway. Happy wedding!
- Deep inside, you know it’s a trap, and you’re not coming out of it alive. Just kidding. Congratulations on your wedding!
- Congratulations my best friend. I am really happy that you have found the person you want to annoy for the rest of your life and be happy about it. Love you two so much.
- In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.
- Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called MARRIAGE which is either a two way street between COMPROMISE and SACRIFICE or a one way street to DIVORCE.
Wedding Wishes For The NewlyWed Couple
- Marriage is special, just like a play of Shakespeare. Not for the romance and the comedy, but for the tragedy. Congratulations!
- If you are not doing it right this time, remember, you’re not going to get a next time to do it right. Congratulations on your wedding!
- Marriage is about taking a vow to complete each other only to find out later that you’re about to finish off each other. Happy wedding!
- Nothing gets better after marriage. It’s only the beginning of the worst. Congratulations anyway!
- You die twice in life. The first one is special because, in this one, you pay for your funeral. Happy wedding!
- You’ve been alive for so long for absolutely no reason. I think it’s perfect time you chose to die for a reason. Congratulations!
- When there is a problem, we solve it. When there isn’t a problem (being single), we create one (Marriage) and then solve it. Human nature is so complex! Congratulations!
Humorous Wedding Wishes For Your Brother
- We are so proud that you chose the right one. It’s her who made a mistake in her life. I feel genuinely bad for her. Congratulations to you anyway!
- May you enjoy your epic sleepover with your person for the rest of your life. I pray to God to keep both of you safe from each other. Have a great life together. Love you.
- Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.
- No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. Happy Married Life Brother ;)!
- I am so happy to hand you over to your new babysitter. I was so worried all the time; now I feel better. Just kidding! Happy wedding!
- You wouldn’t want to marry if you were not stupid. Proved again! Congratulations and never mind!
- Surviving a marriage is so easy. You have to play dead and deaf for the rest of your life. Here’s a tip from your elder brother. Good luck!
- I hope you enjoy the circus of this lifetime and make sure to squeeze the fun out of it. Stay in love, stay married. Also- remember to SCREAM whenever it is needed. Love you tons.
Funny Wedding Wishes For Your Sister
- I still cannot believe someone willingly married you. Sending all my best wishes and condolences for him to tolerate you 24*7. Hope you have fun together. Love yaa.
- Hope you have fun at your personalized wrestling match for life. Best wishes, guys. May God bless you two together and be with you, always. Love you a lot.
- There is nothing called happiness or sadness. It’s all in our heads. Try to use your head more often than your hands! Happy wedding!
- You are so excited to always make your partner happy and loved. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!
- You’re so good at cooking. It’s time to train him to become a chef. Congratulations, my dear sister!
- Wishing you a happy marriage good luck for the war to come. May the best player win!
- If marriage came with a terms and conditions list, I’m sure he wouldn’t marry you. I was just kidding! Wishing you a happy marriage life!
- He’s all yours from today. If he doesn’t keep you happy, kill him in his sleep. Just kidding! Happy wedding!
- Maybe your “I do” will not cost you- your sanity. Have fun in your married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you in surviving life. May God bless you, dear.
- Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean, and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations.
Humorous Wedding Messages For Your Work Colleague
- I hope God bless you with an amazing memory to remember all the important dates and not make your partner angry. Sending my best wishes at your marriage life, mate.
- Congratulations! Now you have a boss at home too! Let us know who yells at you harder. Happy wedding!
- Thank you so much for the free food and drinks, I will always say my prayers to God for you. May He bless you at the beginning of the end for you. Congratulations, and good luck with everything.
- Congratulations on your wedding day… I haven’t bothered buying you both a present. It would just be something else to fight over when you get divorced!
- In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!
- Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract that does not give you the option of renewing it every year! Congratulations on signing your life away.
- From now on, no matter how early you reach home after office, you’ll be late. Just reminding you about what you’ve signed up for. Congratulations!
- Congratulation on being officially married. And I hope you know everything official has their own set of rules. Good luck with following those!
- Congratulations, and by the way, have you fixed the date of our next bachelor party yet?
- It’s all about communication to fix all the problems. She communicates, and you fix her problems. That’s how a happy marriage works, after all. Congratulations!
Final Thoughts
Even if many people go for a heartfelt message, if you are a funny person and like being humorous there is no problem going in that direction. As long as the message is sent with kindness and love, there is definitely no rules against trying to make the couple laugh.
